I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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