You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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