Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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