If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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