It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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