it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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