I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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