i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
