I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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