You really coming over, don't trick.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just want to make out with him forever
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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