i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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