Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
