To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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