your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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