Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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