If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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