no. you can't hotbox the world.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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