1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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