Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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