Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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