It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Congratulations! We have a period
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