Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
