K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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