I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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