too bad you live with your parents still
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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