i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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