I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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