No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
