so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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