I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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