I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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