I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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