So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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