we made out on top of his cat.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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