i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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