This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
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When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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