Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
