I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
How's work?
Spinning.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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