If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Did I show you my penis last night?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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