Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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