can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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