The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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