Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
