I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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