i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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