its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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