Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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