Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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