i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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