So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
