BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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