Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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