we're blogging at a bar
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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