oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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