She announced her abortion via fbk
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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