he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just high enough for therapy.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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