Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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