Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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