She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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