just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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